electricslug:

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medievalthymes:

srvphm:

there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins

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HE!!!!

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but also, they

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HER đź’ś

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d100 Table of Mediocre Treasure (value: $0-10)

randomitemdrop:

  1. Roll of antacids
  2. Asparagus tongs
  3. Bagel
  4. Ball of twine
  5. Bent paperclip animal
  6. Bezeling planisher
  7. Book of matches
  8. Bottle of hand sanitizer
  9. Bottle of lemon juice
  10. Bottle of Sovereign Glue with the lid stuck on
  11. Bottle of vinegar
  12. Box of toothpicks (x30)
  13. Breath-freshener strips
  14. Bust of local ruler (pocket-size)
  15. Can (roll d6: Beans, Corn, Chicken Soup, Tomato Paste, Dog Food, Treasure)
  16. Celery-vase
  17. Chapstick
  18. Chalk
  19. Cherry-pitter/olive-stoner
  20. Chopsticks (one pair, reusable)
  21. Chicken bones (2d4)
  22. Clipboard
  23. Coffee mug (boring)
  24. Coffee mug (humorous/novelty)
  25. Coin: brass farthing
  26. Coin: double-headed quarter
  27. Coin: lucky dime
  28. Coin: rare nickel
  29. Collectible figurine (roll d10: 1-7 common, 8-10 slightly rare)
  30. Condom (still in wrapper)
  31. Cool feather (not magic)
  32. Cool rock (not magic)
  33. Coupon for half-price at local tradesperson (see Table of Tradespeople, https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/631120108774948864/)
  34. Date stamp
  35. Decent pen
  36. Decorative gourd (inedible)
  37. Doorknob of unknown origin
  38. Ear candle
  39. Ear plugs
  40. Edible mushroom (non-psychedelic)
  41. Egg slicer
  42. Empty vintage soda can that collectors insist is valuable
  43. Fake gem
  44. Fake mustache
  45. Five dollar bill
  46. Fly whisk
  47. Garden-haxby
  48. Guitar string
  49. Hair pick
  50. Handful of paper napkins
  51. Handful of sauce packets (roll d6: ketchup, mustard, mayo, BBQ, zesty ranch, Goodberry)
  52. Hard-boiled egg
  53. Horseshoe
  54. Humorous novelty headband (roll d4: cat ears, unicorn horn, demon horns, Beholder eyestalks)
  55. Incense (see Table of Scents & Flavors, https://randomitemdrop.tumblr.com/post/631160696571314176/)
  56. IOU from local Orc
  57. Jar (roll d8: spaghetti sauce, salsa, sofrito, dry pasta, marmalade, cocktail onions, glitter, empty but it’s still a pretty nice jar)
  58. Library card
  59. Lint roller
  60. Lunchable
  61. Makeup mirror
  62. Makeup brushes
  63. Nail clippers and file
  64. Novelty rubber dog doo
  65. Opera glasses
  66. Orange Circus Peanuts (3d6)
  67. Packet of gum
  68. Packet of instant oatmeal
  69. Packet of spices
  70. Pad of sticky notes
  71. Pair of socks (roll d10: 1-3 plain white tube socks, 4-6 black dress socks, 7-9 poorly-knitted homemade socks, 10 amusing novelty print socks)
  72. Peanut butter wrench
  73. Political button for locally popular candidate
  74. Political button for locally unpopular candidate
  75. Pop Tart
  76. Protractor
  77. Reading glasses
  78. Replacement shirt button
  79. Runcible spoon
  80. Safety razor
  81. Scrunchie
  82. Selfie stick
  83. Silly-Straw
  84. Slap bracelet
  85. Small wooden crab-mallet
  86. Smelling-salts
  87. Snoring strips
  88. Souvenir hat (roll d12: local harvest festival, local fertility festival, famous traveling musician, famous traveling morality-play, obscure cult-classic traveling morality-play, faraway city, enemy empire, tourist attraction two towns over, local funfair, local baseball team, local rival baseball team, Outer Planes)
  89. Squeaky rubber hot dog
  90. Squeegee
  91. Step-stool
  92. Tape gun
  93. Teabag
  94. Tooth of unknown origin
  95. Tube of acne ointment (roll d4: 1-3 anti-acne, 4 pro-acne)
  96. Turnip-twaddler
  97. Universal ten-silvers-off coupon
  98. Wax flower
  99. Wig (roll d4: Fashionable, Unfashionable, Clown, Rave)
  100. Yo-yo

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drlinguo:

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cure-icy-writes:

spoonietimelordy:

Pls do not reblog anything with the old disability pride flag, it does cause seizure and migraines, please use the new one which was created by the same person with the feedbacks of many other disabled people.

This is the safe one:

a “Straight Diagonal” version of the Disability   Pride Flag: A charcoal grey flag with a diagonal band from  the top left   to bottom right corner, made up of five parallel stripes in  red,  gold,  pale grey, blue, and green Description ends.ALT

Dont use the zigzag one, your making disabled space inaccessible for a part of the community.

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[Image ID: tumblr tags reading “I appreciate the fact that it’s by the same person” and “like a quality of life softwar[e] update but for a flag”. End ID]

patch notes 1.0.1: visual contrast no longer causes strobe effect when scrolling. Zigzag design was difficult to visually process and anxiety inducing, and was removed. Colors have been lightened and desaturated. For the safety of all users, please make sure you are up to date.

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angelsaxis:

angelsaxis:

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I haven’t seen this version anywhere so I made one!

This flag is pissing off TERFs of course but i am seeing so much colorful JOY from trans lesbians and other lesbians in the notes like I’ve never seen a set of tags so happy before omg

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quietpinetrees:
“drachenmagier:
“I couldn’t resist this. The idea of space sirens and starmaids just make me want to grab pen and paper instantly. So, this is how I enjoyed my free Sunday.

quietpinetrees:

drachenmagier:

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I couldn’t resist this. The idea of space sirens and starmaids just make me want to grab pen and paper instantly. So, this is how I enjoyed my free Sunday. <3 My thanks for @quietpinetrees for the wonderful inspiration.


Scanned and coloured version, traditional media, A4-ish

As a writer, very little brings me as much joy as being the inspiration for someone else’s creativity. I want to thank @drachenmagier for sharing this magnificent art with the world.

I hope everyone inspired by my writing to create something of their own is kind enough to share it.

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phoenixonwheels:

paddysnuffles:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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And if you’re into women instead of men, I have some great news: the same technique applies for seducing autistic women!

You can in fact use this method to seduce autistic people of all genders!

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animentality:

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9260:

As a rape survivor, I understand the need for safe space together – free from sexist harassment and potential violence. But fear of gender variance also can’t be allowed to deceptively cloak itself as a women’s safety issue. I can’t think of a better example than my own, and my butch friends’, first-hand experiences in public women’s toilets. Of course women need to feel safe in a public restroom; that’s a serious issue. So when a man walks in, women immediately examine the situation to see if the man looks flustered and embarrassed, or if he seems threatening; they draw on the skills they learned as young girls in this society to read body language for safety or danger.

Now, what happens when butches walk into the women’s bathroom? Women nudge each other with elbows, or roll their eyes, and say mockingly, “Do you know which bathroom you’re in?” Thats not how women behave when they really believe there’s a man in the bathroom. This scenario is not about women’s safety – its an example of gender-phobia.

And ask yourself, if you were in the women’s bathroom, and there were two teenage drag queens putting on lipstick in front of the mirror, would you be in danger? If you called security or the cops, or forced those drag queens to use the men’s room, would they be safe?

If the segregation of bathrooms is really about more than just genitals, then maybe the signs ought to read “Men” and “Sexually and Gender Oppressed,” because we all need a safe place to go to the bathroom. Or even better, let’s fight for clean individual bathrooms with signs on the doors that read “Restroom.”

And defending the inclusion of transsexual sisters in women’s space does not threaten the safety of any woman. The AIDS movement, for example, battled against the right-wing characterization of gay men as a “high-risk group.” We won an understanding that there is no high-risk group – there are high-risk behaviors. Therefore, creating safety in women’s space means we have to define unsafe behavior – like racist behavior by white women towards women of color, or dangerous insensitivity to disabilities.

Transsexual sisters are not a Trojan horse trying to infiltrate women’s space. There have always been transsexual women helping to build the women’s movement – they are part of virtually every large gathering of women. They want to be welcomed into women’s space for the same reason every woman does – to feel safe.

Leslie Feinberg, Transgender Warriors: Making History from Joan of Arc to Marsha P. Johnson and Beyond

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falseknees:

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scarlct-vvitch:

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wha……what is he thinkin bout…..

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catmask:

catmask:

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i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

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probablyfunrpgideas:

probablyfunrpgideas:

Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.

Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.

Also, I realized something about the name I made up, so here’s a song:

When the moon splits in two and your nightmares come true, Vithimorex…

When the world seems to bleed since the dead god was freed, Vithimorex…

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xmaster3000 asked:

No offense or anything, but in the "Lunchtime Roof Club" thing, you kept spelling Mizuiro's name "Mizu-r-i-o".

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

I have a reading disorder and do not beta-edit my tumblr posts, but I have since learned his name is spelled Mizuiro.

My tags:

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A person with a working memory:

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Aragorn voice: A TIME MAY COME WHEN I CAN ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHO SAID WHAT LINES OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES- BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!!