Jar (roll d8: spaghetti sauce, salsa, sofrito, dry pasta, marmalade, cocktail onions, glitter, empty but it’s still a pretty nice jar)
Library card
Lint roller
Lunchable
Makeup mirror
Makeup brushes
Nail clippers and file
Novelty rubber dog doo
Opera glasses
Orange Circus Peanuts (3d6)
Packet of gum
Packet of instant oatmeal
Packet of spices
Pad of sticky notes
Pair of socks (roll d10: 1-3 plain white tube socks, 4-6 black dress socks, 7-9 poorly-knitted homemade socks, 10 amusing novelty print socks)
Peanut butter wrench
Political button for locally popular candidate
Political button for locally unpopular candidate
Pop Tart
Protractor
Reading glasses
Replacement shirt button
Runcible spoon
Safety razor
Scrunchie
Selfie stick
Silly-Straw
Slap bracelet
Small wooden crab-mallet
Smelling-salts
Snoring strips
Souvenir hat (roll d12: local harvest festival, local fertility festival, famous traveling musician, famous traveling morality-play, obscure cult-classic traveling morality-play, faraway city, enemy empire, tourist attraction two towns over, local funfair, local baseball team, local rival baseball team, Outer Planes)
Squeaky rubber hot dog
Squeegee
Step-stool
Tape gun
Teabag
Tooth of unknown origin
Tube of acne ointment (roll d4: 1-3 anti-acne, 4 pro-acne)
Pls do not reblog anything with the old disability pride flag, it does cause seizure and migraines, please use the new one which was created by the same person with the feedbacks of many other disabled people.
This is the safe one:
ALT
Dont use the zigzag one, your making disabled space inaccessible for a part of the community.
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I haven’t seen this version anywhere so I made one!
This flag is pissing off TERFs of course but i am seeing so much colorful JOY from trans lesbians and other lesbians in the notes like I’ve never seen a set of tags so happy before omg
I couldn’t resist this. The idea of space sirens and starmaids just make me want to grab pen and paper instantly. So, this is how I enjoyed my free Sunday. <3 My thanks for @quietpinetrees for the wonderful inspiration.
Scanned and coloured version, traditional media, A4-ish
As a writer, very little brings me as much joy as being the inspiration for someone else’s creativity. I want to thank @drachenmagier for sharing this magnificent art with the world.
I hope everyone inspired by my writing to create something of their own is kind enough to share it.
As a rape survivor, I understand the need for safe space together – free from sexist harassment and potential violence. But fear of gender variance also can’t be allowed to deceptively cloak itself as a women’s safety issue. I can’t think of a better example than my own, and my butch friends’, first-hand experiences in public women’s toilets. Of course women need to feel safe in a public restroom; that’s a serious issue. So when a man walks in, women immediately examine the situation to see if the man looks flustered and embarrassed, or if he seems threatening; they draw on the skills they learned as young girls in this society to read body language for safety or danger.
Now, what happens when butches walk into the women’s bathroom? Women nudge each other with elbows, or roll their eyes, and say mockingly, “Do you know which bathroom you’re in?” Thats not how women behave when they really believe there’s a man in the bathroom. This scenario is not about women’s safety – its an example of gender-phobia.
And ask yourself, if you were in the women’s bathroom, and there were two teenage drag queens putting on lipstick in front of the mirror, would you be in danger? If you called security or the cops, or forced those drag queens to use the men’s room, would they be safe?
If the segregation of bathrooms is really about more than just genitals, then maybe the signs ought to read “Men” and “Sexually and Gender Oppressed,” because we all need a safe place to go to the bathroom. Or even better, let’s fight for clean individual bathrooms with signs on the doors that read “Restroom.”
And defending the inclusion of transsexual sisters in women’s space does not threaten the safety of any woman. The AIDS movement, for example, battled against the right-wing characterization of gay men as a “high-risk group.” We won an understanding that there is no high-risk group – there are high-risk behaviors. Therefore, creating safety in women’s space means we have to define unsafe behavior – like racist behavior by white women towards women of color, or dangerous insensitivity to disabilities.
Transsexual sisters are not a Trojan horse trying to infiltrate women’s space. There have always been transsexual women helping to build the women’s movement – they are part of virtually every large gathering of women. They want to be welcomed into women’s space for the same reason every woman does – to feel safe.
Leslie Feinberg, Transgender Warriors: Making History from Joan of Arc to Marsha P. Johnson and Beyond
i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused
Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.
Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.
Also, I realized something about the name I made up, so here’s a song:
When the moon splits in two and your nightmares come true, Vithimorex…
When the world seems to bleed since the dead god was freed, Vithimorex…
Sab, Any pronouns. Multifandom, but mostly BTS and Dream SMP atm. I don't promise to tag things because I know I can forget. If my posts make you uncomfortable it's probably best to unfollow me. I don't want to make promises I can't keep